thirddeadlysin:

imanutcase-10:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

eeahs:

if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

sew-birb:

purple-ladys-stuff:

This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that’s old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can’t afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.

But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It’s an impossible dream life for most people today.

mournfulroses:

If you insist on digging deep into yourself, you won’t be able to avoid the muck that will well up. But don’t wallow in it.

Franz Kafka, from a diary entry written c. September 1917

philosophyquotes:

“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”

— Buddha

quotemadness:

“Don’t you want to be alive before you die?”

— Anthony Doerr